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Astoria, NY, United States
These are the stories of two former roommates who love to laugh their effin hearts out. Originally from (NORTH!) Jersey we have pride in all things Garden State. One of us is always stereotypically hungover (it's the one of us who hasn't had a bat mitzvah). And one of us is always shoving lox and shmear in her face on Sunday mornings (it's the one of us who isn't a whisky swilling mick). Facts: Jew resides in Brooklyn Irish in Astoria, we love boys and beer and have been known to be classy on occasion...until boys and/or beer get involved. We're happy to have a place to share our thoughts and ridiculous tales of living in nyc and being fabulous broads with hearts made of jagerbombs. Hope you enjoy :)

Thursday, November 10, 2011

So many endings to so many stories

When I look back at this blog I'm truly amazed at how much of my life it holds. I mean there is just so much of the detail that I don't have in my head. Things have changed a lot in the last year but here are some highlights:

- I left NYC (well kind of) as in I don't live there anymore to be with the Ex who clearly is no longer my Ex

- Jew had her bachelorette party and we were the two drunkest people there; she got all sexy on stage singing Billy Joel and I got in a fight with one of the other bridesmaids when I refused to go home at the end of the night

- Jew got married!!!! It was amaze! She was gorg and I looked pretty fab too

- Jew and I both got well deserved promotions

- Jew introduced me to Vodka Sods with a splash of lime juice

- Life Long Crush passed away suddenly. I want to blog about it because it might be therapeutic but unfortch im still a complete mess when I try to talk about it. I miss him.

- Paddy got ENGAGED and if I can't blog about LLC well then I certainly MUST blog about Paddy. I know its ridic after 5+ years that he is still in my life but the truth is I feel awful for his fiance who has NO IDEA he is a complete scummer. I'm sure she thinks he is TOTALLY the best so all I can do is thank God I'm not in her shoes and be happy with my decision to never let it get super serious with him, like from a romantic perspective at least. A preview of what is to come, "I don't know why I did it Irish, I just want to drive off a bridge right now... I don't see this lasting more than 5 years." *gag*

- I'm pretty sure I got roofied at a concert

- Jew inspired Irish to take up running again (well until Irish got roofied at the concert and f'ed up her leg due to a serious roofied-fueled injury)

So that is the quick and dirty. More to come!!!

24 comments:

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I can't wait to hear the rest!! I am so happy you guys are blogging again.

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+1

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I am so sorry for your loss, Irish.

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Anonymous said...

please start writing on the blog again. ok?

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Jim said...

this is great :)
just take it all and sorry for the boss :D

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